Glad you liked it. I worried after I posted if it might be offensive to someone, but since I've been 2 of the 3 denominations in my wicked life, and still am one of them, I figured if I wasn't offended, anyone else could just deal.

Best line: "somewhat tangled ecumenical movement...."

Hob,
whose grandfather held this *exact* stereotype, and told stories a lot like this, God rest his soul.