I'll have to de-friend her immediately, in that case. I've always wanted to get axe murdered. At least, that's the only explanation I can come up with for my unaccountable attraction to my ex. (Who, in my defense, was not always an axe murderer....)

She's a heck of a beta too, when she's not off gallivanting all over Europe. But I'm glad my betas have real lives, and it makes me appreciate them all the more.