Am I going to hell, do you think?

Well, I highly doubt it, but I suspect I'm not the Right Sort to be saying that, being a Recovering Preacher's Kid Who's Now Sort of a Pagan Solitary, being completely fed up with the "organized" part of "organized religion."

The whole thing sounds very much as though someone's too lazy to deal with things, and I think a bitch slap wouldn't be amiss.

In any case, hugs to you and general growls in the direction of the Msgr.